Kid's Say the Funniest Things...

Last night I was asked to sub Emma's bible class. It was very last minute, and I had no clue what we would do. I did manage to make it through with the help of google. I was able to find a crossword puzzle and a trusty old coloring sheet that went right along with what they were talking about. Anyhow, one of the girls in the class out of the blue told us that her Daddy told her that Jesus talkes to her in her heart. Well, she wanted to clarify that with me. She didn't understand how that was possible. I told her that if we read the bible we will know what God wants us to do, and that is how he speaks to us. She again insisted that her Daddy told her it was in her heart she would hear Jesus talking to her, and then she said, and I AM NOT HEARING A THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. I thought I would die laughing inside myself. I did try to keep it to myself.

A few minutes later, she asked if we would go to hell if we didn't remember Jesus. (we were talking about the Lord's Supper). I told her that Jesus wanted us to remember him, he said so in the bible. She then said. Well, I forget about him all through the week, I only think about him on Sundays!!!!!!!!!!!!!